The “Utah Cycling Tabloid” is out for the week. Apparently, there is a rumor that this is my doing. This is not the case. Although it would have been pretty sneaky to make a fake post here announcing the site, and throw everyone off the trail by saying how weak the “tabloid” is, that’s not the way it shook down.
I can also see how you would think it is me, given that they are constantly stealing my material. Not that I have copyrights to jokes on how good looking Gardie is, Ms. I-da-ho, or especially Boonen’s coke habit, but you know, I already do that here, so why would I start a site to do the same thing?
Also, if you have noticed I tend to bone out as soon as a race is finished, so I would never have the dirt on any of the other categories.
So long story short, if I were going to do a site such as theirs, it would be much more funny, but I won’t because I hate anonymousness. Plus I am too nice a guy to really make fun of people I don’t know that well. I am sensitive like that.
Keep it up all the same. Gives me something to talk about here.