To the New Anonymous Utah Cycling Blog

“To segregate, to instigate.  You tear down the one thing that sets me free”.

I am all for making fun of each other, but put your name on it and own it.

24 thoughts on “To the New Anonymous Utah Cycling Blog

  1. Oh yeah, and if you’re going to persist with this lameness, at least use news. The Sohmy vs. Wood thing is soooo old at this point. They were all happy go “great job” to each other this weekend. And Ben was in there too.

  2. I have no idea what you’re talking about. It sucks falling out of the cool-kid loop. Hopefully, someday I’ll re-enter the loop, but with age coming toward me like a freight train, I doubt it.

    Enjoy the weekend off. At least I know that much.

  3. I only know about it because they linked me and it comes up in my stats when some clicks through.
    Also, I can’t believe AH didn’t give me a hard time for resorting to a late 90’s hardcore quote to get my point across.

  4. Selling out is the new buying in. Or something.
    Anyway, Despair “As We Bleed”. It still rips 10 years on.

  5. There’s only like 10 people in Maine, but I think they all read my blog and most of them are tired. I’ll keep working.

  6. According to Chekhov, “One must not put a loaded rifle on the stage if no one is thinking of firing it.” Similarly, one must not mention an anonymous blog if no one is thinking of linking to it.

    Seriously. I’ve exhausted my mediocre Googling abilities and I still haven’t found this mystery blog of which you speak. Can you at least give a hint?

  7. This could be interesting. I think I’ll need a few weeks to see where it goes before I decide if I like it or not.

  8. I believe its called satire, cycling style.. I’m not concerned with keeping my identity secret or afraid to being revealed.. all will be revealed in time. Anyhow think its more fun for it to be a mystery for now. Also old news is still news and if you can’t laugh at yourself you can’t laugh at others… so enjoy it and lets have a laugh at each others expense.

  9. I could probably say something about this being your 3rd comment in this stoopid string, but then you might stop.

  10. That new utah satire blog is of the HIZOOK! haha very funny and should remain anounymous! Makes it more fun to read! If we knew who it was, then it would be gay because we would just think about the writer whenever something was posted. ANOUNYMOUS!! You have my vote!

  11. On a scale of 1-10, with one being, and 10 being (or bikesnobnyc, for the youngsters), I’d give it a 6. Not bad, but lots more work to do.

  12. I think all of the 12K Dream Team points (besides Chase’s) went to Dustin. He must have had a busy weekend.

  13. when someone says “all will be revealed in due time” i want to puke. It takes brass balls to write (or sell real estate). You’re putting your thoughts to paper (or keyboard as it were) and then SIGNING you NAME to it….i.e. taking responsibility for it. Otherwise it’s not writing…it’s diarrhea of the mouth (or fingers). I’m here from down town. I’m here for Mitch and Murray. Subtle Glengarry, Glen Ross reference…

  14. oh man…after clicking on the link…i gotta say…Utah smack talk is weak sauce. That stuff wouldn’t even be a blip on the radar in socal. That would be like saying “good job, you rode awesome today, how’s the wife and kids…” Not even close to smack talk.

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